Bella Swan Meme

This took me... not as long as I expected it to...

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Basically, what I'd do if I were plopped into Twilight

1. Yup, that's me... notice my hair change in every picture

2. Why the hell am I in high school? Why is Edward there? -went to an all-girl's high school, derp- Am I even paying attention?

3. What Akatsuki's really thinking about during class. Hurr... I is obsessive fangirl...

4. Me and my Louisville Slugger which I keep under my bed in case of an emergency... like sparkly Meyerpires trying to sneak in through my window to watch me sleep. It's sort of an inside joke with my friends...

5. Pass... sorry Lestat... _{You still have Louis... and Marius... and David... and Armand (sorta)... and half the world... you whore.} I can has assassins instead? ouo Sniper and Altaïr, I was too lazy to draw Ezio, so he's off doing his thing.

6. I've always thought this was stupid. And I can think of a million men who're much deadlier and don't sparkle like an emo fairy princess with a blood fetish

7. NO. NE. NYET. NON. NIE. NIEN. NEI.

8. Screw Port Angeles, Edinburgh, Indiana's got the outlet mall, which is awesome, and a shorter drive from Louisville... oh wait... I'm supposed to be in Forks... whatever, my mom's there, and we go power shopping together.

9. I pity da fool who messes with my mother

10. Medic is love. I forgot to write his taunt so I typed it in. Medic pwns Edward's ass. I skipped prom in favor of a concert.

I would never claim the travesty that is Twilight. I am happy to say that it does not belong to me.

Assassin's Creed, Altaïr (c) Ubisoft
Team Fortress 2, Sniper, Medic (c) Valve

Edit: Fun fact - These drawings were actually hand-drawn on notebook paper in pencil, I just scanned them into the computer